:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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