He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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