I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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