After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I deserve this hangover.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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