sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize