Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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