is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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