Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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