People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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