didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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