Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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