No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
