Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i dont even know how to be here
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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