On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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