I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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