put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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