I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
is it fun? or sober?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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