I think scott just propositioned me for sex
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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