Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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