I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Randomize
