ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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