I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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