i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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