I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I know her cup size but not her name....
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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