If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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