fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
