He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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