You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
is it fun? or sober?
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