well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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