We're facebook friends in real life
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
