Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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