Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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