he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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