When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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