I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Go christen that room with your naked body.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
