love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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