Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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