I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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