Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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