kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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