I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize