somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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