Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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