I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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