True but thats because hes a fetus.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I love having hate sex.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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