He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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