That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Did you just see the Batmobile???
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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