I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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