This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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