My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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