I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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