I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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