I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Enjoy the penises
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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