S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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