i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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